Joke Collection: The Best of the Internet

Pick a joke, any joke...but first see the joke rating system. If you have any favorite jokes you would like to add here, send them along to me. But please make sure they're good jokes...(okay, Yvan, I'll add the Polish air disaster joke but that other one is OUT!)

NEW! The Best of the Church Bulletin Bloopers from the East Coast. Rated G
NEW! A Blonde Joke from the very blonde Mayor of Stouffville Rated G
Pay Attention!...this came from Peter Ivan who challenged me to rate it Rated R
Witness...another movie title but totally unlike the movie! Rated G
Bus Stop...the bus, the miniskirt and the Texan Rated PG-13
A Flying Joke from Peter Ivan Rated G
How a Christmas Tradition Came About... Rated PG
The Dangers of Cat Doors, proving again that truth can be stranger than fiction Rated PG
Say It With Flowers Rated G
Glossary for the 21st Century Rated PG-13
Top Ten Signs of Burnout Rated PG-13
If Cars Were Like Computers..., what a wonderful world it would be? Rated G
The Priest and the Donkey Rated PG-13
Accident Report filed by a bricklayer that was printed in the newsletter of the British equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board Rated G

JOKE RATING SYSTEM
G	GENERAL AUDIENCES	All ages admitted.

PG	PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED	Some material may not be suitable for children. (Parents of small children take notice...Peter, Lori, Jonathan, and Christene)

PG-13	PARENTS STRONGLY CAUTIONED	Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. (Jacob Two Two, Lady Sara and AlleyCat this means you!)

R	RESTRICTED	Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. (Hey, Pip and Pat, you're on notice.)

NC-17	NO ONE 17 AND UNDER ADMITTED	Sorry, Nick, this means you, too!